January 2018

Labour Party fines members for being WHITE

The Labour Party has announced that it’s charging white people 25% more than non-whites to attend a Jeremy Corbyn rally. The event, which is to take place in Loughborough, Leicestershire on 17 February, will costs…


Ukip on verge of collapse

Ukip is on the brink of collapse according to party top brass. Yesterday, senior Ukip members announced that the party faces “imminent bankruptcy” and has no choice but to lay off staff, cancel its rented properties and…


Twitter goes full on totalitarian

Popular online social network platform, Twitter has gone full on totalitarian after launching a ‘purge’ to ban ‘politically inconvenient’ groups and personalities from using its service. Last November, Twitter announced its new rules on “abuse and…



Russia looks to cryptocurrency to bypass sanctions

Russia is planning to introduce her own ‘cryptorouble’ along the lines of Bitcoin to render Western economic sanctions on the country pointless. Russian President Vladimir Putin has authorised the development of a state-run cryptocurrency, embracing…